A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.

They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.

And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulb despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!

WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES Of GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Shift
11. Pack My Stuff
10. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
9. Perpetual Munching Spree
8. Puffy Mid-Section
7. People Make Me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
5. Pardon My Sobbing
4. Pimples May Surface
3. Pass My Sweatpants
2. Plainly Men Suck

And the number one thing PMS Stands for........ Who Cares? I'm not in the
mood for this anymore!!

FW: 12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR... slight variation sent in by Pauline Archell-Thompson in the UK
 
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Plainly; Men Stink
11. Pack My Stuff
AND MY FAVOURITE ONE...
 
12. Potential Murder Suspect
THE HORMONE WARNING: